"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."
—
50 Shades of Grey

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puckered love cave would make a pretty cool band name.
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That’s what happens when you publish Twilight fanfic, America.
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