May 2013
eyeslikecominghome:
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
airoehead:
yifflord:
would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes?
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
narvaezs:
an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
